Score: 6

"not great"

submission: Join The Army!

date: March 17, 2008

pretty decent animation and the sound wasn't bad, but it kinda went nowhere after the humorous beginning. perhaps you were trying to contrast the serious violence of war with the obvious parody that can be made of american-style recruitment tactics, but it was all a little weak and uneven. a good first effort, but you need to work on your storytelling and come up with better endings.

Score: 10

"i feel greasy all over....."

submission: House of Squid

date: February 26, 2008

and greasy really appreciates it....

Score: 10

"so funny"

submission: Wii Are Sold Out

date: February 5, 2008

but we might have some in by february you fuck

Score: 7

"not bad"

submission: Against the Colossus

date: January 29, 2008

good animation and really nice effects. whilst i'm certainly not one against random violent flashes, a teeny little infinitesmal bit of backstory would have helped me identify with the human. fighting against a giant monster he may be, but he has a whole lot of guns (a seemingly never-ending supply in fact, which seem to pop out of his spine) and it feels more like a hunt than anything else. and stick figures work for some things, and not so well for others.
still, it was action-packed and dramatic, and you're clearly an artist with a lot of potential

Score: 1

"well that was kinda shit"

submission: The Life of Something

date: January 24, 2008

um...yeah i found this in the funny cartoons collections and i'm still not sure why. perhaps i got the wrong flash or something? i was kinda expecting something irreverent or perhaps profound to offset the simplistic animation, but nothing really happened. sorry, but that was a thoroughly pointless flash. i look forward to your measured and reasonable response..

Score: 9

"trippy!"

submission: Gravity's Just a Theory

date: January 24, 2008

well that didn't really make any sense, but it didn't hav to cos it was pretty as all hell and fascinating to watch. i was hoping all the disparate elements might tie in to some sort of cohesive logical whole...but hey whatever, great flash. (good song too)

Score: 10

"WOW"

submission: The Nut Job (part 1)

date: January 21, 2008

that was freakin amazing. great animation, appealing characters, pacey music from the ever-reliable mr zimmer, and it has me slavering for a sequel...perfect!

Score: 10

"*sniff*"

submission: My Penis is Evil

date: January 18, 2008

had i not burned my tearducts out long ago with electrodes in an attempt to distill the sweet nectar of unfathomable agony, i would have cried...

Score: 6

"kinda ok"

submission: Worm Story

date: January 16, 2008

not bad kinda funny in places but dialogue was a bit laboured and voice acting not up to much. good effort

Score: 9

"weirdest thing ever"

submission: SAATANA

date: December 24, 2007

i really don't know what else to say. nice work.